June 2012
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May 2012
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i tink im gunna delete this blog soon.
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hazwarts:
my mom is fully convinced one direction sings “tell me you don’t want my kids” in Tell Me a Lie
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I kinda give props to the girls who made up the whole ‘harry punched someone’ thing.
that a fucking resourceful way to win a contest.
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At the concert last night
announcer man: who here is from Pennsylvania?!
500 people: woo!
announcer man: who here is from Rhode Island?!
500 people: woo!
announcer man: Who here is from New York?!
Me and literally only me: WOOOOOOO!!!! HOLY FUCKING YEAH MOTHER FUCKER ONE DIRECTION NEW YORK MY CREYS HWESDOIFHAEROGIH WOOOOO!!!!!!
Announcer man: ...
Audience members: ...
Jesus: ...
Moses: ...
Crickets: chirp
hazzailikeyourface asked: did you have the regular vip ticket?! this makes me excited, because I have one and have been wanting to know how close i'll actually be!
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guise. guise. guise.
last night was perfect
i wound up being 10th row center on the floor.
It was so fucking perfect i cant EVEN DEAL.
Knowing the boys can see you literally makes the whole thing 138240976 times better.
i was STUPID dancing in the aisle.
Louis kept laughing at me but who fucking CARES.
FUCK DISNEY WORLD
One Direction Concerts are the happiest place on earth.
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why you should ship niam
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n-iallhorans:
(this is mostly just pictures and gifs because how do you words tbh)
(also this is basically just for nicole and leila but if anybody else reads it then cool)
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SOMEONE TELL ME AFTER THIS THAT MY OTP IS NOT REAL
CRYING
BECAUSE BLESS THIS POST AND PERSON WHO MADE IT
AND BLESS NIAM
and ksdfsdkjgbksdgbksdg
i can not with all this
it’s just perfect...
13alamb asked: Louis Tomlinson
Anonymous asked: louis tomlinson
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thattinyheart:
I’m going to two one direction concerts this week. including the first date of the tour at mohegan sun tomorrow. i dont even know how to process this, like, i feel i should throw up and die. yeah, throw up and die.
Anonymous asked: I LOVE ONE DIRECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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friend: ever wondered what the person you're going to marry is doing at this very moment?
me: they're working on their new album in sweden
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ONE DIRECTION: Gay OR European?
(From Legally Blonde: The Musical)
this is my favorite song from a musical probably ever
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April 2012
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Simon Cowell creating One Direction in his lab
Simon: ok for liam lets do some abs and a little adorableness oh shit there goes the whole bottle ok a lot of adoarbleness and a good amount of fucking sexy and he can be that one innocent bastard that never does anything bad oh and add a voice that would be perfect for the beginning of songs wow im good
Simon: now for zayn lets make him drop dead gorgeous so that when you look at him you faint lmfao and how about i add a little bit of sex god so that he can DM whoever the hell he wants of and now give him the charisma of a mix of christina aguilera and joshua from american idol ok now lets make him so deep that he uses his own body as his inspirational journal ok
Simon: and for niall lets just throw a shit load of irish and sexy hips that dont lie with a smile that will make these bitches hearts melt ok now lets give him the voice of an angel but wait he farts too and ill make him have the appetite of a fat man oh and hes the only blondie yeah that will throw em off
Simon: lets make this bitch louis a gay fucker with a sweet little voice but also give him nice eyes that stare into your soul oh and cant forget some hot sex hair ok oh fuck there goes the whole bottle of big penis oh well oh shit there goes 2 more bottle of big penis well ok
Simon: ok harry has to be the partner of gay ass louis because hes the only one left so lets put some cute ass dimples on his face and make him the only one with curly hair lmfao im a genius hes so gAY oh but he secretly has abs and v lines nbd and his voice can sing just about anything because its basically a combination of jesus and jesus
Simon: ok sounds good
Liam gets a girlfriend. Fans: OMG GET MARRIED NOW YOU TWO ARE PERFECT.
Louis Gets a girlfriend. Fans: AW YOU TWO ARE ADORABLE OMG I JUST LOVE YOU TWO.
Zayn gets it in. Fans: ZAYNN JUSST HAD SEEEXXXX AND IT FEELLLT SO GOOD, JUST REMEMBER TO USE PROTECTION!
Niall gets a girlfriend. Fans: AWH NIALLLER FINALLY FOUND HIS PRINCESSSS YAAAYY !
Harry even goes near a girl. Fans: Who the fuck is this slut!?!
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