June 2012
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May 2012
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May 31st
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i tink im gunna delete this blog soon.
May 29th
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hazwarts: my mom is fully convinced one direction sings “tell me you don’t want my kids” in Tell Me a Lie　
May 28th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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 I kinda give props to the girls who made up the whole ‘harry punched someone’ thing. that a fucking resourceful way to win a contest. 　
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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At the concert last night
announcer man: who here is from Pennsylvania?!
500 people: woo!
announcer man: who here is from Rhode Island?!
500 people: woo!
announcer man: Who here is from New York?!
Me and literally only me: WOOOOOOO!!!! HOLY FUCKING YEAH MOTHER FUCKER ONE DIRECTION NEW YORK MY CREYS HWESDOIFHAEROGIH WOOOOO!!!!!!
Announcer man: ...
Audience members: ...
Jesus: ...
Moses: ...
Crickets: chirp
May 23rd
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hazzailikeyourface asked: did you have the regular vip ticket?! this makes me excited, because I have one and have been wanting to know how close i'll actually be!
May 23rd
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guise. guise. guise. last night was perfect i wound up being 10th row center on the floor. It was so fucking perfect i cant EVEN DEAL. Knowing the boys can see you literally makes the whole thing 138240976 times better. i was STUPID dancing in the aisle. Louis kept laughing at me but who fucking CARES. FUCK DISNEY WORLD One Direction Concerts are the happiest place on earth.
May 23rd
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why you should ship niam
ihearthoran: n-iallhorans: (this is mostly just pictures and gifs because how do you words tbh) (also this is basically just for nicole and leila but if anybody else reads it then cool) Read More SOMEONE TELL ME AFTER THIS THAT MY OTP IS NOT REAL CRYING  BECAUSE BLESS THIS POST AND PERSON WHO MADE IT AND BLESS NIAM and ksdfsdkjgbksdgbksdg i can not with all this it’s just perfect...
May 22nd
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13alamb asked: Louis Tomlinson
May 22nd
Anonymous asked: louis tomlinson
May 22nd
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thattinyheart: I’m going to two one direction concerts this week. including the first date of the tour at mohegan sun tomorrow.  i dont even know how to process this, like, i feel i should throw up and die. yeah, throw up and die. 　
May 22nd
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May 18th
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Anonymous asked: I LOVE ONE DIRECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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friend: ever wondered what the person you're going to marry is doing at this very moment?
me: they're working on their new album in sweden
May 12th
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May 12th
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May 7th
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WatchWatch
shipniam-ordie: them-bromances: louis-let-me-see-your-carrot: mister-cheeky-styles: directionerfandomfantasies: the-birthmark: ONE DIRECTION: Gay OR European? (From Legally Blonde: The Musical) this is my favorite song from a musical probably ever
May 4th
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May 4th
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May 2nd
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May 1st
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April 2012
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Simon Cowell creating One Direction in his lab
Simon: ok for liam lets do some abs and a little adorableness oh shit there goes the whole bottle ok a lot of adoarbleness and a good amount of fucking sexy and he can be that one innocent bastard that never does anything bad oh and add a voice that would be perfect for the beginning of songs wow im good
Simon: now for zayn lets make him drop dead gorgeous so that when you look at him you faint lmfao and how about i add a little bit of sex god so that he can DM whoever the hell he wants of and now give him the charisma of a mix of christina aguilera and joshua from american idol ok now lets make him so deep that he uses his own body as his inspirational journal ok
Simon: and for niall lets just throw a shit load of irish and sexy hips that dont lie with a smile that will make these bitches hearts melt ok now lets give him the voice of an angel but wait he farts too and ill make him have the appetite of a fat man oh and hes the only blondie yeah that will throw em off
Simon: lets make this bitch louis a gay fucker with a sweet little voice but also give him nice eyes that stare into your soul oh and cant forget some hot sex hair ok oh fuck there goes the whole bottle of big penis oh well oh shit there goes 2 more bottle of big penis well ok
Simon: ok harry has to be the partner of gay ass louis because hes the only one left so lets put some cute ass dimples on his face and make him the only one with curly hair lmfao im a genius hes so gAY oh but he secretly has abs and v lines nbd and his voice can sing just about anything because its basically a combination of jesus and jesus
Simon: ok sounds good
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Liam gets a girlfriend. Fans: OMG GET MARRIED NOW YOU TWO ARE PERFECT.
Louis Gets a girlfriend. Fans: AW YOU TWO ARE ADORABLE OMG I JUST LOVE YOU TWO.
Zayn gets it in. Fans: ZAYNN JUSST HAD SEEEXXXX AND IT FEELLLT SO GOOD, JUST REMEMBER TO USE PROTECTION!
Niall gets a girlfriend. Fans: AWH NIALLLER FINALLY FOUND HIS PRINCESSSS YAAAYY !
Harry even goes near a girl. Fans: Who the fuck is this slut!?!
Apr 27th
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